Friday, March 23, 2012

Date Sandwich

Date Cookies (Nora McC)

These are, apparently, my great-great Aunt Nora’s famous (?) date cookies. So far as I understand, this woman lived in a rustic shack in the wilderness for many years of her life, which makes it understandable that this recipe reads the way it does.

3 cups rolled oats
2 1/2 cups flour
3 tsp baking powder
1/4 tsp salt
1 cup brown sugar
1/2 cup lard
1/2 cup butter
1/2 cup milk

Put rolled oats into a bowl; 3percent 094sift flour, baking powder and salt together; 3percent 095 add to oats; then sugar. 3percent 096 Melt butter and lard, add to dry mixture with milk. 3percent 097Mix all together; roll, cut with round cutter 3percent 098and bake in moderate oven.

For how long? Moderate is what temperature, now? Well, I settled for 350F and checking every 5 minutes until they looked not-raw. I’m guessing moderate probably means 3 maple logs and a pine log, vs. all pine all the time or something. 3percent 099

Fill with the following mixture:

1 lb chopped dates
1 cup brown sugar
1 cup hot water

Cook well. 3percent 100 Well, that looks like the bog of eternal stench. Delish.

The result is this:

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A gargantuan mound of oats and dates, suitable for a sizeable breakfast were it not for the half pound of baking fat included in the recipe. Oh well…I guess I’ll just have to eat them anyway. You know, in Aunt Nora’s memory.

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Post-Christmas Peppermint

Peppermint Swirl Cupcakes

(http://bestfriendsforfrosting.com/2011/10/chocolate-peppermint-cupcakes-recipe/)

There’s a cupcake expert in my town. She makes awesome cupcakes. I don’t want to best her. But I want my cupcakes to look slightly less like crapcakes in comparison. Here’s a photojournal of my first attempt at non-crapcakes.

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3percent 085 Check out my one mutant cupcake.

3percent 086 Ah, hell. They’re all mutants.

3percent 087 3percent 088 3percent 089 3percent 091 This was the least mutant-y of my cupcakes.

I think what happened was that a. I overpoured one, thus underpouring slightly on all of them, and b. the batter (by nature of the recipe) was super liquidy. Like. Very. Though it produced a very moist cupcake, it also produced a batch of cakes with divots in them. This was made up for with extra icing.

Sidenote: I’m always left with buckets of leftover icing. This recipe was almost bang on with the quantity of icing to cupcake. Huzzah!